But what you're asking doesn't make sense. It goes against common sense. It goes against reason.
Have faith, my child. Keep in mind that if you have faith as small as a mustard seed you'll be able to move galaxies. Nothing would be impossible.
Well, frankly I still have nagging doubts. It's taking effort to quell the anxieties.
Perish those doubts; banish those worries. Remember what Tertullian said: It is absurd, therefore it must be true!
In that case I must believe. I must! Ok. I'm in.
Good! Be joyous and celebrate tonight. Exactly one month after you hand over the hundred thousand you'll be a billionaire!