If you take away religion, you can't hire enough police. --Clayton Christensen, Harvard professorThat's right. I have to be tailed every single minute by an armed-to-the-teeth SWAT team. Else I would rape, rob, run amok, run children over, set fire to every church, temple and mosque, shoot and stab every priest, pastor and preacher, and Zeus knows what other undreamed of horrible crimes. And so would every nonbeliever in the world. That's why the most nonreligious countries in Europe have the highest crime rate in the world and are in such a sorry social state.
So don't ever let atheists off your sight. As we are wont to do, we will swoop down and suck the life-force out of your babies like famished Dementors the moment your guard is down.
You have been forewarned.