Well don't just sit there in the car. Hit the gas and cross. By Jove, have faith in the new bridge! The engineers employed billions upon billions of tons of it building it. Faith, that is. No, of course they didn't use science and math to design this masterpiece. Their faith--the size of a sack of mustard seeds--is orders of magnitude greater than necessary to ensure that this novel, untested, unproved design will prove itself and stand the test of time. So go on and drive across, for Pete's sake!
But if on the off, off, off, off chance the bridge should fail, then die joyous for you can be absolutely 100% certain God was testing your faith and will in no time be in his courtyard singing him praises ad nauseam, ad infinitum, in aeternum.
Godspeed.
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