D. humans who fanatically believe in A, B, or C
What happens to you after you die?
A. Take an elevator either up to the clouds or down into magma
B. You endlessly get laid by 72 raisins
C. Have a scenic boat ride on the Styx with Charon as your tour guide
D. Your atoms bid one another adieu and go forth and hook up with other atoms in the world.