He blissfully intoned, "The Lord is my shepherd."
Geez, what a wretched, pathetic creature that must be! demoting himself and content to be an unthinking animal within a herd of mindless minions that've consigned themselves to a life of subservience.
The mind boggles why any modern day human would want to devolve to a hoofed, ruminant quadruped.
The implications of that bucolic metaphor just sounds too inane in our time.