Thank you lord for answering our prayers and diverting the cyclone to the country next door and making their people suffer and cry and grieve and mourn instead of us. You're such a loving dude.
By the way, given you're impotent to stop the ground from shaking (it's ok, you're forgiven for being such a blockhead when it comes to planet design, among a zillion other stuff) don't forget you're supposed to let the tectonic plates over yonder slip and slide instead of those here under our feet, ok? Thanks in advance. Love ya.