Thursday, September 17, 2015
Thank you Lord for the feast we're about to pig out on. Thank you for giving it to us instead of those famished orphans, infidel Syrian refugees, smelly homeless geezers, that blind old guy who daily badgers me for loose change, and the millions of starving who'd instantly pounce upon and run off with all this lobster and Beluga caviar and champagne if given a chance. Fuck them all and thank you for favoring us instead of them. You truly are a good god. The best in fact. All thumbs up! By the way if you need another burnt offering just say so. There are so many of those emaciated scum out there we can throw into pyre for your delight and satisfaction.