I believe in an alien who became human who became a zombie and then beamed back up to his universe. Because I believe, this alien will turn me into a zombie too and beam me to his white fluffy nebula to live with him and fellow zombies for eternity.
Do not thumb your nose. Do not brush me off as a crank. I am not insane; nor am I deluded. These beliefs are true. For I have faith orders of magnitude larger than the pit of an avocado.
Evidence for these beliefs is irrelevant. Reasonableness is irrelevant. For as the great Tertullian averred: They are absurd, hence we must believe. They are impossible, therefore certainly true
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