Mars

NASA just announced there's flowing (briny) water on the surface of Mars. Scientists say wherever there's water there's a good chance of finding life. So if and when microbes are finally discovered on the red planet, will bible-thumpers finally throw their hands up and throw in the towel? No. Not even if a Martian or a Jovian or some extra-galactic alien with an IQ of 10⁶ knocked on their doors and asked them if they wanted to know more about humanity's new overlords.